1d100 - Cults, 50 Weird and 50 Sinister

I probably should have posted this earlier, given the subject matter and the blog's name. Oh well.

1. Environment-minded nobles obsessed with lakeside rituals to empower the lake spirits
2. Arsonists who venerate the lesser god of city planning
3. A cult of astronomers who worship shooting stars and asteroids
4. A society of elderly women who maintain cat shrines throughout the city
5. Doctors that worship the blood they drain from patients
6. Geologists who establish holy rock cairns everywhere they can
7. A group of people dedicated to clandestine erotic rituals during specific moon phases
8. Seventeen families that believe they can control fate with fish-centric rituals
9. A group of noble families that have established strange rituals to commune with their ancestors
10. An organization of rich merchants who offer gemstones to a mysterious magpie god
11. Every denizen in a small fishing village venerates a race of bizarre fish-people who live off-coast
12. Fruit shamans that dwell deep in the fetid jungle
13. A cult that aggressively recruits. Their goal is to enforce a specific uniform: cleanly shorn heads and stylized black robes
14. An order of women that worship a goddess that manifests as green lotus-flowers in this plane of existence
15. A warrior-cult that believes in honorable combat and excessively flashy, colorful armor
16. Bakers and butchers that worship the ancient cow-goddess of fertility and fine meat
17. A cult that emphasizes clean air and proper burial rites
18. Noble families that enforce bizarre courting rituals and elaborate, clandestine meetings
19. Candymakers that get honey for their goods from a wise, kind, immortal wasp-demonness
20. A cult of immortals that travel the world in search of fine alcohol and finer cheeses
21. Masters of the ancient art of fishing that pass down their knowledge through nighttime rituals on a lake
22. A single man is all that's left in a cult that worships a very misunderstood dragon-god from outer space
23. A cult composed entirely of sociopaths with a love for riddles and puzzles
24. Hallowed be thy name, demigod of doors and portcullises. The cult that worships him is secretive and cunning
25. A cult of master locksmiths, rivals to the dastardly thief's guild. Very complicated rituals, and a well-secured meeting place
26. Eight men and women who spend their spare time in the woods, carving ornate, magical sigils in trees
27. A cult that worships the goddess of the hearth. They like to meet in crowded taverns and inns
28. Empowered by the demigod they worship, a cult of barmen offer inspired advice and listen to the woes of their patrons
29. A cult of poets and songwriters that compose odes to their ethereal but very much real muse
30. Vagabonds, beggars and lepers have formed a cult that is basically a pyramid scheme with a demigod at the top
31. A cult of playwrights and actors that prick their thumbs and offer blood to the god beneath the stage
32. Wizards have formed a cult that is basically a book club
33. Blacksmiths that venerate the goddess of love and beauty despite her wishes
34. A group of young artists that offer libations to the nymphs and dryads that live on the outskirts of civilization
35. A cult of talkative old women that can communicate across any distance while they knit and spin wool
36. It turns out that everyone who completes a strange dungeon is automatically initiated into a cult of dungeoneers
37. A cult of lumberjacks who worship the wicked goddess of the fields. She hates the god of the forest after a failed tryst
38. Neutral lizard cultists that hate being mistaken for the evil serpent cult one town over
39. Cult of athletes that establish strange shrines on rooftops that require urban parkour to reach
40. Druidic cult that worships swamp tar and the thing that lives in tar pools
41. Peasant commune that focuses entirely on mushrooms and toadstools, worship strange mycellium god
42. Many citizens in a remote city worship harmless entities that can only be seen reflected in mirrors
43. Tiny humans that live in tree worship regular-sized humans in nearby village
44. Widows in a realm ravaged by war offer prayers to mysterious cloaked figure that promises relief
45. Village create giant wicker effigy, worships it until clandestine figures descend from heavens and inhabit construct
46. Large city cares for ancient well located in exact center of town; benevolent creature in the well solves disputes
47. Cult focused on improving living conditions is co-opted by anti-war sect
48. Ancient sun cult works to guide kingdom to more prosperous future through clandestine methods
49. Rulers from around the world are all members of strange cult dedicated to gathering ancient relics
50. Inmates in mental asylum establish cult, venerate the creature that speaks in their thoughts
51. Cult of assassins kill for the glory of the hunt, are empowered by vengeful goddess of love
52. Strange bearded men wander the world, inducting people into their order and sowing seeds of insurrection
53. Anti-establishment cultists plan domestic terrorism, are bound by oath to a quiet demon
54. Royal family plots to sell the souls of their subjects to their master from beyond the stars
55. Wicked dragon that lives in barrow-mound grows fat on offering from nearby village
56. Echoing voices from oceanside cave whisper instructions to deranged cultists
57. Vampires induct only the most beautiful youths into libertine cult, slowly kill off undesirables
58. Long line of warrior-kings rule over cult that works to revive dormant volcano
59. Wizards gather in shadowy rituals to discover and destroy secrets
60. Shapeshifters infiltrate guilds and organizations, force upper management to participate in blood rituals
61. Fifteen women are the last remaining members of cult that cultivates and sells venom of world's deadliest viper
62. Ranchers on nearby farmstead begin to raise strange, bloodthirsty livestock - feeding them at any cost
63. Odd denizens of town are really sentient masses of spiders disguised as humans in thick robes
64. Wicked vizier and his followers usurp the caliph and replace him with gemstone facsimile that obeys their commands
65. Cult of fleshcrafting sorcerers plan to steal the appearances of notable figures
66. Barbarians worship demon of lust and aggression that fuels their rage
67. Fishermen in large port city offer up sacrifices to foul, slime-based creature that sleeps under the bay
68. Psychic ravens enthrall kind-hearted citizens and force them to participate in grotesque rituals
69. Rival cults based around gender work to undermine the other's authority through assassination and smear campaigns
70. Dryads in the nearby forest have ensorceled a township into worship, drawing life energy from their supplicants
71. A knight in obsidian armor has gathered a group of followers that are kept drunk on power and loot
72. A college for talented young spellcasters is secretly a coven of warlocks and their demonic overlord
73. Ancient monastic order seeks to destroy all knowledge and return life to its natural state
74. Guild populated by the world's most renowned marksmen requires new entrants to give up something extremely precious
75. City's sewer system is maintained by trash-eating monstrosities and their misshapen caretakers
76. Odd ruler starts a cult of personality and begins to deprive citizens of liberties, but nobody seems to care
77. Sharp-dressed man comes into town one day and dispenses bottled happiness to those who swear fealty
78. Wild beastmen carry out holy crusade against civilization, force those they conquer to join their warlike cult
79. Cats begin to infest an entire port town, malevolent and wicked keen. Soon, the original inhabitants are forced to flee
80. Young heroes around the realm begin to cut deals with ambitious dragons to further their careers
81. Oddly dressed merchants sell strange instruments at competitive prices. They are strung with something unnerving
82. Group of devoted, religious alchemists springs up, create and dispense miracle cure that is 80% human blood
83. The large, secretive family that lives in the mansion on the hill are strange folk, and some whisper immortal
84. There is more to the local homeless and young orphan population than meets the eye
85. and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides; and a dark wind blows; the government is corrupt
86. Down in that hole, a scream; the vocal cords are ruined, a dry howl is all that resounds aside from the chanting
87. Seventeen demons have descended on the capital, and are forcing clerics and priests into their cult and swordpoint
88. A serpent cult that plans on infecting their town with a disease that mutates flesh into scales
89. Swimming in the lake is a serpent, speaker of lies and tempter of the holy; its sign is destruction, and its followers many
90. A figure appears in the moments before death and offers reprieve. Those executed join it in undeath
91. A musician charms and lures his groupies into the forest. When they return, they are deeply changed
92. Long live the King. In fact, he plans on living forever.
93. Those who venerate the lord of death do so in strange manners. Oftentimes it's considered macabre and disturbed
94. Two wicked princes play the deadly game of politics. The court has been swept up, along with the entire population
95. Where do all of the spiders come from? One small village, nestled on the edge of a remote jungle
96. The river king demands the sacrifice of valorous souls; the village that worships him is now entirely cowards
97. Every moth around the city has started to grow larger and more intelligent. The cult that springs up to worship them is fearful
98. One story begins where the last one ends. Souls pass on, and a group of clerics finds this abhorrent
99. The earth is blackened, but the farmer's harvest is plentiful. Their bargain is dark
100. A nameless cult, composed of every human that has ever lived. Their souls are woven together, bound by a wretched fate